What Did Napping Ever Do to You, Drew Barrymore?
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What Did Napping Ever Do to You, Drew Barrymore?
A hot take
Napping pisses me off.
Me: That’s weird…
If you want, like, the unsexiest thing, take a nap.
Me: Agree to disagree…napping is hella sexy…
I'm thinking that's unproductive daytime craziness. I think it's bananas. I've never been able to nap in my life.
Me: Haters gonna hate…
Why do I find napping so unsexy and unappealing? Like, I must've dated a napper in another lifetime and I'm still resentful or something."
Me: You’re not really napping’s type either, Drew…
I’m kind of speechless…and here I thought I knew ye…